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PROVIDER: OUTBLACK ENTERTAINMENT
PROGRAM: STARBURST!
TIMESTAMP: [2653.08.21 23:57:02]
Amanda Kally

 

Attention spacers! The word of the week is.... Classified! I was going to talk about what’s going on at the docks I can see out my window here, but it’s classified! I’d like to tell you about the latest designs that people are speaking about in excited tones at the offices here, but they’re classified! Then, I was going to mention the new model of...[Nuh -uh] but, you guessed it! That’s classified, too! In related news, non-military offices that overlook the stardocks themselves, like, say, mine, are having a mandatory installation of shutters over all external viewports. When we asked Admiral Hall’s office why, guess what they told us. I’m betting you figured it out already.
In the non-classified sectors of spacer news this week... the “Race to the Gap” is still on, though the number of participants is expected to take a noticeable hit from last year’s record numbers. Between the allegations of speceism still pouring in from Abascia station, and growing nervousness from would-be colonists about what exactly is going on in Sectors 4163 and 4063 now - hint: it’s classified - a whole lot of spacers just aren’t up for the race, it seems. So... try it out. You might win. Because no one else might show up.
I’m Amanda Kally and that’s your non-classified starburst for tonight.